Worst Camera

A UFO! Quick! Grab The Worst Camera We Own


The Truth Is Out There.

Long Fingers

If you think my fingers are long wait 'til you see my probe

The System

F The System


I Want To Believe

Butt Hole

I want to lick your butt hole

They’re Real

UFO's They're real, and they're spectacular!

Am I Cute?

If you say no I'll go find you


Good things come to those who wait

Look Up

Always Look Up. You never know. You might see a UFO.

stupid people

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them

Space Travil

Capable of Intergalactic Space Travel - Steals A Cow



Making Memes

That awkward moment when you visit a planet and they're busy making memes about aliens

It’s Aliens

I'm Not Saying It's Aliens... But Its Aliens.


Restricted - AREA 51


Dawg.. I'm Not Even High

Never Visit

And You wonder why we never visit


Deal With It


Cruisin the air in my UFO Probin Uranus Abductin the hoes

Grab my Camera

Oh Look! A UFO... Let Me Grab My Camera Said No One ever